dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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