i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We got so high we made milksteak
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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