Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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