Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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