drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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