Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Randomize
