What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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