My first STD was from a foam party
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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