I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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