Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
