I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My bed smells like the plague
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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