soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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