no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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