is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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