This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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