Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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