im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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