Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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