when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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