I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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