I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
no, he came in my armpit
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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