So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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