Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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