yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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