I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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