Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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