just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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