Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Welp...herpes.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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