I wanna bring you to show and tell
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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