No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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