ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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