Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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