I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
