There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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