Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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