can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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