i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
