she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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