I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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