this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
