Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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