We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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