Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
