You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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