Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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