Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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