On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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