they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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