I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just found a bag of teeth...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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