He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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