Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
and you fell through a lawn chair
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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