Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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