I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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