Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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