Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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